The floor is lava!
teachmehowtoglovie:

EVERY TIME

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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hitrecord:

"BOOKS"
Photo by Marie Bee
tattrx:

Corey Divine - Tattoo in Progress: Full Frontal Geometry, for Danika tattrx.com/artists/corey-divine
tumblr: coreydivine
They’re like, ‘Sir, there’s something in your bag.’
I said, ‘Yes, I think it’s this box.’
They said, ‘What’s in the box?’
I said, ‘a large gold medal,’ as one does.
So they opened it up and they said, ‘What’s it made out of?’
I said, ‘gold.’
And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’
‘The King of Sweden.’
‘Why did he give this to you?’
‘Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.’
I drew a kinda fat scott pilgrim
m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

chloroform666:

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

Genius

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